"At some point during this drive, something occurred to me, and I don't know why this something hadn't occurred to me until then: I was on a blind, double-date with my parents..."Read More
Frasier: Daphne, what is that?
Daphne: It’s an electric kettle. Boiling water for my tea.
Frasier: Oh. Smells like dog shit.Read More
"Before we got hitched, before our first shared car, first mortgage, first dishwasher, first bag of cat litter, before a new nephew and a first niece, before a new job and then another and then another, before smartphones and iPhones and Instagram filters and #nofilter..."Read More
"I like to think it's a gateway beer, which eases reluctant drinkers into other microbrew explorations..."Read More