“I sometimes shoot clay with my boss, Randy, and all we ever talk about is work. Last week, he asked me to write up a list of ideas for improving employee training and I actually got excited. God, I’m pathetic...”Read More
“Last Monday, during the Vikings game, she told me she needed to measure my waist and inseam,” Wallace grumbled. “I asked her what for and she just said it was a project she was working on. Goddamnit...”Read More
“People just aren’t buying their seasonings in bulk at Target and Fred Meyer anymore,” said stockbroker Sheila Lange, “and while that may not mean anything to the average Jane or Joe, it’s scaring the shit out of investors.”Read More
“That Beadle boy, Margaret and Donald’s oldest son,” said Ethel McLure “or, I guess, I think David is actually the older one. I can’t remember because they looked so alike. Anyway, he was just a delight. He had such good diction and you could really understand everything he was saying.”Read More