"Before I read this, I wanna ask you to embrace a few things," I said. "Number one: there is a narrative. Number two: it's written in rhyming couplets. Number three: there are no pictures..."Read More
"When I was younger, I didn’t like revisions. You hear it enough times from older writers – the ones who’ve had a dozen books published, or simply a story or two – and it begins to feel like your dentist flipping you shit about not flossing..."Read More
"On Friday, I was stuck at Herr Schicklgruber’s annual autumn festival, exchanging inanities with the library donors. I was stumbling through rounds of lawn darts and badminton and the only tonic for my introversion had quite a bit of gin mixed into it..."Read More
"Maybe the comfort is knowing we’re not the only person who suffers from that self-inflicted wound, that hangover, that tendency towards 'manufactured discontent...'"Read More